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Friday, January 11, 2013

Nigeria’s New State Slogans

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Nigeria’s New State Slogans
Jan 12th 2013, 03:46

Follow @9jaLife 1. Lagos: “Give Us Your Poor and Weak, We Shall Rob and Murder Them at No Extra Cost To You.” 2. Niger: “The Home of Dictators. Which Other State Has Two?” 3. Kano: “Shut-up, Niger, Have you Forgotten Murtala Muhammed and Sani Abacha?” 4. Ondo: “Boy, Where Have All Our Bright Ones Gone?” 5. Ekiti: “Thank God, We Got All The Bright Ones From Ondo During State Creation.” 6. Cross River: “Can Someone Tell Us If We Are Nigerians or Cameroonians?” 7. Ebonyi: “Damn It, Cross River, Who Cares?” 8. Sokoto: “The Ajucation State.” 9. Benue: “Home of the Brave Ones. Remember Orkar, Iyorshie & Malu?” 10. Plateau: “We Once Shared The Same State With The Brave Ones. Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!? Hurray!!!” 11. Bayelsa: “Thank God for Odi, Our Claim To Fame.” 12. Kaduna: “Are There Really More Christians Than Moslems in This State? We Want A Recount.” 13. Borno: “Does Anyone Know How to Spell Boroonu? Please Help?” 14. Kwara: “To Be Yorubas or Hausas–That is The Question.” 15. Akwa Ibom: “Our Women Are The Best Lovers.” 16. Jigawa: “Bring Those Sinning Akwa Ibom Women & We Shall Flog Them.” 17. Zamfara: “Home of The One-Armed Citizens.” 18. Bauchi: “We Took Out The ‘B’ in Biafra.” 19. Enugu: “Watch Your Goro Mouth, Bauchi?” 20. Ogun: “In The Words of Our President–’Go To Hell’.” 21. Oyo: “There Are Only Two States in Nigeria–Oyo & Others. Ye-whooooo!!!” 22. Edo: “How Many of Our Girls Did They Deport From Italy Today?” 23. Delta: “Who Cares, Edo? We Stopped Counting Years Ago When We Became a Separate State. Hehehehehe.” 24. Imo: ” ‘I’ for ‘Igbo’, ‘M’ for ‘MASSOB’ & ‘O’ for ‘Ojukwu’. Yeah!!!!” 25. Kebbi: “Come Drink in Our State. We Don’t Care. Just Don’t Stagger Into Zamfara.” 26. Taraba: “We Almost Had Oil.” 27. Abia: “Our Governor is More Handsome Than Yours. Eat Your Heart Out.” 28. Adamawa: “Nun-Cents, We Are The Edukayshion Slate. No Sokoto. Tafur” 29. Kogi: “We Love Our State So Much That We Will Spell It for You–’K’ as in ‘Cupboard’, ‘O’ as in ‘Nothing’, ‘G’ as in ‘Jesus’ and ‘I’ as in ‘Eyes’. Yeah!!!.” 30. Nasarawa: “Kai, We Almost Had [...]

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